"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
today sucked but at least pasta still exists